Title:
What happens in Wonderland...stays in WonderlandPairing: A little bit of everything. Nishikato is the most evident, and then there's a little KoyaPi, MassuPi, Nakamaru/Koyama.
Written by:
ezyls_girl . Feel
da pain.
Rating: PG-15 for crude, CRUDE humor and stupid jokes that don't make sense.
And too much dick.Summary: Chronicling the adventures of a reborn Yamanorita (Alice) as s/he traverses through a Wonderland concocted by the meal that was concocted by Shige. Pretty-much the NEWS version of
Fifty First Dates. No, I'm kidding. It's worse than that. These are
drabbles.
Disclaimer: This fic puts that one down.
Notes: Oh, god. I'm actually kinda embarrassed about this because I really, really can't write crack. >___>;; Was egged-on by
misticloud and
fairy_illusions after reading
this fic in like,
May. T____T I don't think I'm going to post it on any comms. Just here to justify that I've done it. [And Ryo's no longer a mad-hatter because Koyama's eyelids work the hat better than him.] I sorta planned to post on Maru's birthday (hence OOC cameos), but now it's a little late. D: Much love to
sono_kiseki for reading some parts of it over and losing brain cells for me. NEWS!cookies for you, dear.
3,040 words.
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( The Adventures of NEWS in Wonderland... )